The small ones are sometimes just as good

I have a real issue with thinking I need to write a massive blog and sometimes I just have a few things I need to put and yes there's twitter and instagram that I'm already using but sometimes I like to come on here and jot down a few things as I have found blogging is a massive help when it comes to allowing my emotions to flow out and has helped me to stop building all the shit up and exploding. Now how many of you read the title and thought it was about penis size ????? Perverts

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