A theeesome in a ka !!!!!! You have to be joking
For those people that are reading and don't know what a ka is well it's a small two door ar produced by ford, mine was a modified version of this in black with an alarm system that would eventually fuck me over.
Now to understand how I managed to have a threesome in the first place I must tell the whole story which starts about a year before this sexual encounter. My brother phoned me at 1am ish saying I needed to get to cannock (one of those towns that only looks good when your pissed) as he was out with 4 girls and he wanted to sleep with the fit one so I had the choice of the 3 let's say hounds of the group, obviously I went as no one turns Down rough women and beer.
The night ended with a very weird game of spin the bottle in which I managed to kiss all 4 of them and my brother put his balls in a girls mouth (this gave her the nick name tea bag) now after this evening me and one of the girls started meeting socially, we smoked some weed I got involved in her sexploits with her lesbian friend (was very weird) but the problem was her lady pasty smelt like a bag of scampi frys (a fishy sour cream smelling crisp) but this never stopped me, and this happened for the next few months, a bit of fingering some kissing and a lot of weed until she gave me a life changing bj (there was so much spit I almost slid out of the car) I had never had a sloppy goth blowjob before or since if I'm honest.
About 2 months after this I was invited out with the girls to Lichfield a classier city to drink in, it was a good night lots of dancing and such ending with being told to sneak off as the girl who gave me oral (let's call her sally) had told me she was taking this girl home (the one my brother wanted to nail but couldn't manage to do it ha ha ha sorry) I just presumed I was giving them a lift home until they started to get it on in the back seat (luckily the air flow and licking cleaned up the smell quickly) I was told to pull into a car park (obviously I managed to find a doggers carpark).
So it's all happening in this tiny car so I jump out get naked apart from my shoes as it was a gravel carpark and throw my cloths back into car (passenger side) then run around to get back in drivers side, now this is where the alarm fucked me over as it locked the doors as soon as I closed passenger side so now I'm bollock naked (apart from shoes) banging on my window as I have a raging hard on and it was sooooo cold (20 minutes they got it on while I stood naked in the cold outside my car. Luckily there must have been a need for me as they finished eating and let me in obviously 20 minutes of watching had wound me up a little but I'm sure it was the best 3 minutes of her life.
Now a lot can be learned from this massive fail
1 get a 5 door car for threesomes
2 chose better location
3 don't get an alarm that auto locks doors
4 always keep pants on
Now to understand how I managed to have a threesome in the first place I must tell the whole story which starts about a year before this sexual encounter. My brother phoned me at 1am ish saying I needed to get to cannock (one of those towns that only looks good when your pissed) as he was out with 4 girls and he wanted to sleep with the fit one so I had the choice of the 3 let's say hounds of the group, obviously I went as no one turns Down rough women and beer.
The night ended with a very weird game of spin the bottle in which I managed to kiss all 4 of them and my brother put his balls in a girls mouth (this gave her the nick name tea bag) now after this evening me and one of the girls started meeting socially, we smoked some weed I got involved in her sexploits with her lesbian friend (was very weird) but the problem was her lady pasty smelt like a bag of scampi frys (a fishy sour cream smelling crisp) but this never stopped me, and this happened for the next few months, a bit of fingering some kissing and a lot of weed until she gave me a life changing bj (there was so much spit I almost slid out of the car) I had never had a sloppy goth blowjob before or since if I'm honest.
About 2 months after this I was invited out with the girls to Lichfield a classier city to drink in, it was a good night lots of dancing and such ending with being told to sneak off as the girl who gave me oral (let's call her sally) had told me she was taking this girl home (the one my brother wanted to nail but couldn't manage to do it ha ha ha sorry) I just presumed I was giving them a lift home until they started to get it on in the back seat (luckily the air flow and licking cleaned up the smell quickly) I was told to pull into a car park (obviously I managed to find a doggers carpark).
So it's all happening in this tiny car so I jump out get naked apart from my shoes as it was a gravel carpark and throw my cloths back into car (passenger side) then run around to get back in drivers side, now this is where the alarm fucked me over as it locked the doors as soon as I closed passenger side so now I'm bollock naked (apart from shoes) banging on my window as I have a raging hard on and it was sooooo cold (20 minutes they got it on while I stood naked in the cold outside my car. Luckily there must have been a need for me as they finished eating and let me in obviously 20 minutes of watching had wound me up a little but I'm sure it was the best 3 minutes of her life.
Now a lot can be learned from this massive fail
1 get a 5 door car for threesomes
2 chose better location
3 don't get an alarm that auto locks doors
4 always keep pants on
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