Louder the exhaust the bigger the twat driving

well I was writing my blog nicely taking about accidentally  making love to my duvet and big Thursdays tights when what can only be described as a pain in my ass happend...... one of the members of the local car enthusiast group (lets call them arseholes) decides to see if he can make his car wake up as many people as possible, now had it been a Lamborghini or an Aston Martin the annoyance would obviously still be the same but that small part of you think wow that twat has a beautiful sounding car, but no I don't get the delights of Italian super car or British sports car I get a chav in his grandads old 5 door 206 with an exhaust you could smuggle migrants in. I don't want to sound like a whiny bitch or that dick that everyone has on there street that complains about everything (that possibly is me) but come on it's 07.00 and I just got the baby to sleep, now I do sound like a mouny cow but I'm standing my ground on this one.

Now since becoming a parent my hearing has improved so much I can be in one of those deep sleeps the ones where you truly believe you are Indiana Jones (this is a dream I have from time to time) and a baby mouse could fart in the garden I will be so fully awake in case there is something wrong with the baby, but like normal she's asleep so imagine how loud the shit heap trying to use the road out side my house as a runway is, it's getting to the point now where I'm at the cross roads I am either going to 
1 write a stern letter to the local council complaining about the noise and demanding something be done or
2 buy a tank and go all demolition derby 
So if you are a boy racer or a chav in there self modified shit heap remember they sell tanks on eBay I will fuck your shit up, but don't get me wrong I'm all for showing nice cars and meeting up with other fellow car enthusiasts but red lining off the garage forcourt in your bag of spanners isn't cool it puts you in the CUNT classification, also it's damaging to your clutch and no one likes to get there clutch changed I mean if you want a car with a shitty clutch lend and old persons car as I am now in the true belief old people only half take the clutch off and over rev to compensate but let's not sway away from the core values of my rant as this is an on going issue that's chafing my ass sore

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