No holds barred look at life

Firstly I have to say a massive sorry to anyone who gets offended by my language, views and most importantly my poor spelling and grammar, this blog is a true account of my views and feelings not an English essay but I will try my hardest, so please look past my almost illiteracy and enjoy

Well it's hard to know where to start as this is a blog about my life and the way my struggle with mental health impacts my views on the world, I will talking about everything from:
. Film reviews (sometimes my views on films gets very deep)
. Food reviews
. My sexploits
. Drug addiction
. My past,present and how I see the future
. What annoys me
. How people judge me
. And sometimes just a good old fashioned moan
I will also be tweeting @15_years_fat and hopefully vlogging soon as well

I have always been told that I should either write my rants down or try stand up comedy but I also suffer with a mild form of Tourette's (not even the good swearing one) mine is a physical twitch so the stage was never a place for me.

So I will try and paint a brief picture about me and as I continue to write I will try and explain more about me and hopefully you will enjoy reading my 'fuck you world' guide to living, so I'm 31 years old and still live at home which has its advantages as me and the washing machine have real issues so I will admit my mother does my washing (saves me taking the washing up the garden and kicking the shit out of it) I mean why can my white bedding with red on it be OK but the second a red sock goes in there I look like I brought my duvet set from LGBT gift shop. As I said before I suffer with mental Heath it was diagnosed as ADHD as a child and as I got older seamed to get worse so at the moment I'm seeing what can only be described as the worse doctor in the world 'thinks I need to find the real me' now WHAT THE FUCK does that mean ?? Apart from sorry Mr Howard we don't know why your like this and try not to throw any mor mars bars at people in Tesco ( it was a weird moment I will admit but I did shout 'catch'. So I also have Tourette's which takes all my energy to try and keep in as it's the only thing that has made me turn to drugs (will go into more detail later).
So I recently had a daughter Martha jean who's changed my life but wasn't an easy thing to come to terms with and due to the ill health of her mom for the first few weeks I was a mom and a dad which really pushed me too the edge although it's surprising how comfortable maternity bra and pants are, (I wanted to fully engage in the role) and she was conceived after watching the rocky horror show, 'yes I was wearing a dress when the babies mom accosted me in the kitchen.

So this blog is like a diary and I will post in it everyday even if it's a small paragraph or a full blown rant, the purpose of this is to help me get the shit of my chest and hopefully when people read it they can relate to this and hopefully it will make you laugh or cry or both but as long as it has a positive reaction and gets people talking then I'm happy, this is my second blog as my first was my diet blog about being fat for 15 years and it was successful but my diet wasn't but now I look 2 beef burgers away from a channel 4 documentary and a reinforced bed I'm going to bring both blogs together and also talk about my weight issues and together hopefully we can lose weight as i know my lifestyle is killing me.

So we know I'm fat, opinionated, crazy and have beef with the washing machine which pretty much sums me up at first glance but hopefully as we delve deeper into the world of me you will get a better understanding or realise I think the tumble dryer is a cunt as well and they purposely make me look like a dick (I know that's not a great task) also you will come to realise I like to put thinks in brackets for dramatic effect